No more splooge, no more babydaddies

Some tests have clarified that the new male contraceptive drug does not destroy male fertility, it comes back after a couple of months.

The fucked up thing about this drug isn't that it could stop fertility, it's that it stops splooge altogether. Can you orgasm if you can't cum? I mean seriously, that shit is dayum creepy.

And besides, why should the guy take a contraceptive? The bitch needs to be on the pill or have some RU486 or some shit. Fuck her, she's the one who can get prego. And the gays don't give a shit, so yet another worthless medicine that takes precious resources away from more testing on pills that make dead bodies disappear.