Nintendo to release sex toys by end of year

The new Nintendo system which had been dubbed "Revolution" has now been named Wii (We). Ummm yeah... so the controllers are kinda phallyc and could definitely be shoved up a vadge or poo-hole... and now named Wii as in wee-wee?

Come on Nintendo, are you going to release games featuring such characters as NAMBLA or tha Hef now?

Fuck this shit. PS3 all the way. Well getting laid first. Then PS3 for after while the bitch is making me a PB&J. Mmmmm after-sex PB&J and PS3. Damn. I gotta go.