NASA launches "weather" satellites, gonna spy on your ass

So NASA launched two "weather" satellites. Ummm can anyone say spy satellites? Seriously, why do they always use "weather" as the excuse. Kind of like the UFO in Roswell was a "weather" balloon, and not some crazy green asian coming here to impregnate our bitches and to unleash Godzilla on our asses.

Of course, Godzilla is a bad ass (the OG is, not that shitty Matthew Broderick one).

So be careful bitches, you could be in the shower singin some shitty Clay Gayken song, when big brother could be watching you and whackin off... the government could be spying on you with their new "weather" satellites as well!