April 27, 2006

My other personality is a god damn thief!

kill you

Some douche reported to the police that 12 checks had been stolen from his check book, but the problem was that he thinks he might have done it under one of his 24 different personalities.

Dude, I can see having a few since it may get lonely in that mind of his, but 24?! Does he have one for each hour of the day?

Oh look it's lunch time, my gluttonous drunk personality is coming out so I can now go to Bennigan's and scarf down 3 Monte Cristos and a gallon of Guiness.

Dayum bitch! You better hope your dinner time personality is an anorexic sexaholic girl! That way you can fill the void of food with cock instead of chicken!

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