Martha's ass is broke!

Martha Stewart has started a new home line for Macy's which means that just like K-Mart, her shit is flushed.

Her show got cancelled after one shitty season, and now she's hawking goods. She just needs to start beating people (you know she has it in her) so her publicity will go up, bringin up her price.

Don't sell you're things Martha, sell the bitch! I'd buy.