April 14, 2006

Jacko is so poor, when burglars break in they leave money

iTunes and VH1 have revolutionized the po ass celebrity. Before when your ass was broke from a coke habit gone wrong or fondling too many little boys, you just entered the normal every day world and everyone forgot about your ass.

But now with the coming trends of bein a broke bitch, many celebrities are hawking everything from their music, property, and sometimes even theirselves. Things like The Surreal Life, Ebay, and iTunes make this a possibility, and now Michael Jackson has joined the club.

First his ass moved to the middle east (cause he really fits in there...) and now he's selling his music collection, including a lot of Beatles' songs. What's next? He'll start fondling little girls?

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