I prefer to live in the city so I don't have to drive with your crazy asses

Apparently Americans are driving longer distances for their work commutes. This one bitch drives 370 miles morning and night to go to work.

Fuck that! My ass likes living in the city so I don't have to sit in traffic for hours with a bunch of a-holes who don't know how to fucking drive. This one bitch this morning was swerving in and out of lanes so bad I thought his ass was gonna hit me (and not to my surprise he had one of those ghetto ass Mexican decals with a last name in some stupid Old English font, hence why I stayed away cause my ass didn't need to be shot!).

Plus I need to be home for my tv shows, yeah I have a TiVo, but I like watching it at only a 15 minute delay so I can fast forward the commercials, I don't want to watch it 4 hours late. I'd have to go to bed just so I could get up in the morning and work (and I likes my sleep!). Besides, all the cool kids live in the city.

So my advice would be to stay away from suburbs. It's all people who hate happiness and children.