Hey Bitches, Give Me Yo Money

It's Tax Day. Yes, the beast of burden to the American public known as Tax Day is here at last.

Just so you know, your taxes will go to the following people : Illegal Aliens, Fat people, Old People, Dick Cheney (through Haliburton) and of course to blowing up foreign countries!

So everyone be merry and enjoy filing those taxes! Enjoy your refunds (bastards) or pay your tax money ho's! So now that I'm $300 poorer due to giving the IRS my shoebox monies, I'm going to go do something very American and get derrunk.

So bitches, pay up yo monies, or Uncle Sam will break down your door, steal your bitches and jack your cars!