The fug-curing lazer!

They are developing a laser that can zap away fat, acne, and maybe even heart disease. That's all we need, let these people get all fat and greasy cause they are lazy bitches, then just zap it away. Of course it could cure a lot of the eye pollution out there, but still, fuck them!

Maybe it'll cost like eleventy zillion dollars, so their poor fug asses can't afford this magical treatment.