Disney Re-opens Ride of Death

Disney World has decided to re-open their Mission Space ride, infamous for killing people.

The ride spins you in a centirfuge (which is basically a big circle really fast) and makes you feel 2x the force of gravity.

And yet they wonder why this ride kills bitches?

If you're feeling brave, hop on over to the land of Disney and take a spin. It may be your last. (Shit, they should market it as Planet of the Divas, and we could get rid of some annoying bitches)

EDIT: In a stunning turn of events, Disney's Portable DVD Players have been recalled. The battery will burst, spewing burning acid all over your ass! Disney is really out there to kill some bitches!