BREAKING NEWS: TomKat's alien spawn has finally hatched
After about a year and a half long pregnancy (aliens take longer to incubate) Katie Holmes has actually given birth to the evil seed Suri (which even sounds like some kind of otherworldly being's name) that will ultimately try to bring about Armageddon.
Our only hope is Maddox with his team of whiley cohorts, Apple, Moses, and Cocoa.
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