April 27, 2006

Boy wins the never gonna be laid award

Ok so this tool graduated college BEFORE he graduated high school. Plus he is like some kind of red neck NASCAR racer or some shit.

Dude, this guy will only get laid if it's some white trash bitch who will only use him for his NASCAR (which isn't a sport) notoriety so she can get into Alan Jackson's pants or something.

He also likes to "play music." But it's like country music, so fuck him. Maybe he'll crash and become famous just for dying in an awesome fiery explosion and have a street named after him in some bum fuck town in North Carolina. It's already happened for ol # 3... or is it 8? Fuck. I can't remember. Oh well fuck it, they all suck.

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