Bitches on Mopeds!

Gas is so high, people are going fucking crazy!

They've decided to give up on cars all together and jump on a moped!

I for one am 100% behind this descent into madness.

Get all those crazy bitches out there on moped scooters, and you'll see how easy it is to cleanse the world of crack-pot crazies!

Can you imagine riding one of those gay-tastic scooters down an interstate with a road-ragin soccer mom's surburban on your tail?

Splat! Your ass is dead.