Austria Knows How to Fuck
A recent study concluded that Austria is one of the most "sexually satisfied" countries.
Translation: They have lots of threesomes with the yard guy and her old college roommate.
They go on to explain that Japan is the least satisfied. Can you imagine why people? Little hinky-dinky doesn't getter done!
They also comment that developed countries are better at sex because they are healthier and in better shape. Okay, so we just got knocked off the list. Cause you know we are all fatty fat fats who have to skeet in the closet just so we won't get caught by the Conservative Police.
Let's move to Austria! Just imagine the fun! Just imagine the orgasms!
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