And I thought Sprint was a bunch of commie bastards...

A Malaysian man just got slapped with a $218 trillion cell phone bill. Holy fucking shit! I didn't know that that was even possible. I mean that shit costs more than our crazy "let's bash the moon with something" plan. The company is actually considering taking legal action against the guy.

And who the fuck was he talking to? I mean I knew asian hooker lines were expensive, but dayummm, she better have made it the most worthwhile happy ending of all time, cause his ass is about to be brizz-oke!