April 26, 2006

Adopt an Iraqi Army!

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You, yes you, can have your own Iraqi army! All you need is two hundred American dollars!

Isn't this amazing? All those dreams of being a despot and warload can come true! All those fucknuts who pop a load after playing Risk and strategy games can hightail it over to Iraq and buy themselves a police force!

The Iraqis are selling uniforms and military badges in the street for pennies! $2 will buy you a General badge! $15 will get you a uniform! And you know those bitches will haggle.

So get over there you ass-clowns who are spending your days in your local comic shop and spanking it in your momma's bathroom, get to Iraq and kill each other!

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