March 26, 2008

No longer

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Please peruse the archives. This blog was fun while it lasted. I try to keep http://www.thechaserblog.com up to date, but get lazy. Sue me.
December 11, 2007

Happy Holidays!

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Hope everyone has a great and wonderful holiday season. My ass is going to be traveling and running after this little scrappy fucker, so you...
December 10, 2007

Oprah should run...

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[she totally outshines his ass every time] So Oprah and Obama have been running the circuit lately, but honestly, every time they go anywher...
December 6, 2007

Hairdresser foils bank robbery

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[she gonna fight her some crime after a few highlights and a trim] A hairdresser in Berlin found secret bank plans and security measures in...
May 31, 2007

Attack of the Blogs

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There is some funny shit out there. Take this, Overheard From New York : Hell Is Other People with No Style Jesus...
May 23, 2007

Melinda finally cuts the act

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American Idol totally sucked ass last night, but the best part was Melinda's face while Jordin was performing. She looks like someone to...
May 17, 2007

Mary Jane Slutson?

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So this Mary Jane statue (that's Spider Man's WIFE, not girlfriend major media peoples!) washing Spidey's costume while exposin...

Look, we just don't like you...

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Attorney General Gonzales is not feelin' the love on Capitol Hill right now, even the Republicans are telling his ass to go. Seriously d...

Outsourcing to India not only problem with Dell

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[he's waiting for you to start eating dinner] Dell is being sued by the state of New York for bad business practices. The leading comput...
May 16, 2007

High Schools, Colleges, Post Offices... Nursery Schools?

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A baby in Illinois is licensed to carry a firearm. Apparently the little tykes father thought it needed a license to carry a weapon, so he ...
May 15, 2007

Hell +1

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[Jerry Falwell 1933 - 2007] Jerry Falwell just kicked it. He was found "unresponsive" this morning and was rushed to the hospital...

3 bed, 2 bath, fireplace, two car garage... dead body...

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[im so embarrassed, the camera totally adds like 10 pounds!] So there is a rash of stories about dead bodies being found in homes after rott...

His peen still works!

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A 95% disabled man got drunk and mouth drove his motor bed the wrong way when attempting a trip to a brothel. Just read that sentence a cou...
May 11, 2007

Do This or Die

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Take my blog reader survey! Bitches... you must do it... it beckons you... feel it calling your name... avoid the axe and take my damn surve...

A Blast From The Past

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I was pointed to this interesting archived story from the New York Post . MIDGET-CASE JURY HEARS SHORT STORY New York Post April 19, 2...